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How to cry on cue : r/LearnUselessTalents

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This is a place to learn how to do cool things that have no use other than killing time and impressing strangers. I would say I'm a pretty emotional person but when I try to cry on command tears just won't come out of my eyeballs I'm pretty sure I've already tried every method I've seen online. I don't think I can cry if I just think abt sad stuff, it only works if I'm seeing something and imagining a scenario of it. Otherwise I just can't think of anything. Family and friends dying also can't gt me to cry as well. I've tried not blinking but I always blink when it starts to burn. Any tips on crying on cue? For me, it only takes a quick look at my balance. Wym They're joking that they cry when looking at their bank balance because of how low it is. Wow I’m dumb Yeah 🥐 Think what physical processes occur when you cry - the breathing is ragged, you gasp and hold your breath a little, your face contorts, due the lack of oxygen blood rushes to your face and it swells up. Similarly to fall

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