The Ugliest Man on Hinge - by Lana Li
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Why is this Silicon Valley millionaire and looksmaxxer convinced that he's unspeakably ugly?
Quix, a 35-year-old software engineer in Silicon Valley, is convinced he is ugly. Generationally, unspeakably, irretrievably ugly. For the past year, he’s been commenting publicly, in great detail, about exactly how ugly he is. How he suffers precisely the wrong mix of facial ratios that render him forever alone, doomed to his lonely, hideous fate. Illustration done by Jason Chatfield based on article content without seeing a real photo of Quix He is one of my most prolific Substack commenters. His lament shows up in every communication I’ve ever had with him - DMs, subscriber chats,…
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