Glute Training Can Make You Less Crazy

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They’re all saying this is the twilight of the age of the ass, the dawning of the age of the breast. In a sense this doesn’t matter at all, like, I doubt anyone will care less about other people’s asses—it’s not like men were noticeably better at maintaining eye contact back when breasts were out of fashion. But it will make people care less about their own asses, so it’s time for me to make my points, while y’all still kind of care. Obviously this isn’t in my normal wheelhouse. But I’m increasingly believing that an influencer for a given subject is the worst-positioned person to give a normal person advice on that subject (I could write a whole post about this, although maybe that sentence just about covers it). Like, I’ve read a lot of diet advice from beautiful women on instagram, but ultimately the most useful diet advice I’ve ever read came from the Eugene D. Eaton Jr. Professor of Economics at the University of Colorado Boulder.1 So I will say what I have to say about glutes, on

Still Life with Peaches, Paul Gauguin They’re all saying this is the twilight of the age of the ass, the dawning of the age of the breast. In a sense this doesn’t matter at all, like, I doubt anyone will care less about other people’s asses—it’s not like men were noticeably better at maintaining eye contact back when breasts were out of fashion. But it will make people care less about their own asses, so it’s time for me to make my points, while y’all still kind of care. Obviously this isn’t in my normal wheelhouse. But I’m increasingly believing that an influencer for a given subject is…

Glute Training Can Make You Less Crazy

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