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Language models are weird for the same reason human cultures are weird

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You can’t have adaptive learning without strange tics

In November 2025, shortly after OpenAI released GPT-5.1—a new model that promised “a smarter, more conversational ChatGPT”—a small set of users started to notice something weird. GPT-5.1 was indeed smarter and more conversational; but it also had a strange habit of referring to things as “goblins.” For a time this was treated as a quirk—language models, after all, do all sorts of strange things—and nobody gave it much thought. But soon things started to get stranger. With each new model release in the months that followed—5.2 in December, 5.3 in February, 5.4 in March, 5.5 in April—OpenAI’s…

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