Motherfucking Website

You probably build websites and think your shit is special. You think your 13 megabyte parallax-ative home page is going to get you some fucking Awwward banner you can glue to the top corner of your site. You think your 40-pound jQuery file and 83 polyfills give IE7 a boner because it finally has box-shadow. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe your perfect-ass website:

This is a motherfucking website. Seriously, what the fuck else do you want? You probably build websites and think your shit is special. You think your 13 megabyte parallax-ative home page is going to get you some fucking Awwward banner you can glue to the top corner of your site. You think your 40-pound jQuery file and 83 polyfills give IE7 a boner because it finally has box-shadow. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe your perfect-ass website: Shit's lightweight and loads fast Fits on all your shitty screens Looks the same in all your shitty browsers The motherfucker's accessible to…

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• Alicia Guo
• Freeman Jiang
• Han Wang
• Wei Chun Tan
• Arielle Lok
• Aaron Pham
• Laerdon Kim
• Jacob G-W
• Andrew Wu
• Zoe Schurman
• Yanzi Guo
• Switch. er. oo

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