Bird Church - Parakeet’s Substack
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Aw 🤍I would tie your shoes too esp if your hands were full of groceries and your laces were untied.
Musings Bird Church Parakeet Jul 17, 2026 8 1 1 Share Aw 🤍I would tie your shoes too esp if your hands were full of groceries and your laces were untied. I would say “you are my friend, why would I want you to fall?” And i would tie your shoes. This story would carry a lot of metaphorical weight in my personal bible. Im picturing a kind of fat, bored priest mindlessly reciting this story in a church shaped like a giant bird cathedral that’s full of really fucking old people who smell like beans and shoe polish, who are nodding their heads pretending g to get it. The priest has a coffee stain
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