And Now a Few Words From Our Former Presidents on UFC 250 - The Atlantic
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What would Thomas Jefferson say?
( The presidents stare out from their portraits along the White House Corridor of Misleading Presidential Facts . ) Thomas Jefferson: Well, lads, we did it: 250 glorious years. The American experiment is—dare I say it?—a success! ( Donald Trump and Dana White, the Ultimate Fighting Championship CEO, stroll past the wall of paintings. ) John Adams: Who’s that? ( Muffled roar from behind the White House. ) Abraham Lincoln: What’s going on in that structure at the back of the White House? Harry Truman: My balcony? Lincoln: Lower. The thing that says UFC Freedom 250 on it. James Buchanan: That’s t
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