TELL ME, DO YOU INTEND TO FUCK IT? | Dirty Furniture
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Jay Owens on why we call the iPhone sexy.
Issue 5/6 – Phone --> TELL ME, DO YOU INTEND TO FUCK IT? Jay Owens on why we call the iPhone sexy. People still call the iPhone ‘sexy’. Not only tech dudes or horny teenagers but ordinary people. In tweets and reviews, Reddit posts and YouTube videos, thousands make this absurd statement every year. The iPhone’s colours are sexy, the quality of its camera is sexy and so is the speed of its battery charging. Quality is sexy. Being a newer, more recent model is sexy. This shouldn’t be happening. The iPhone is a six-inch hunk of precision-engineered glass, aluminium and rare earth metals: i
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