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In “Tea at the Treedome,” the third minisode in the pilot of SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob visits Sandy Cheeks’ home. You probably remember how this goes. Sandy, being a squirrel, breathes air; SpongeBob, being a sea sponge, does not. He immediately begins to suffocate. The majority of the episode consists of him vehemently refusing to admit he is in the process of slowing asphyxiating to death. After a sequence of nail-biting denials, SpongeBob (and Patrick) completely dehydrate. Sandy returns from the kitchen to find their shriveled corpses (cue hyperrealistic photo signature to…
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