Stupid Party Ideas for Your Silly Little Friends

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Simple: Thanksgiving, but everything is soup. The thought process behind this was, Thanksgiving is right around the corner, what’s the most f*cked up twist we could give it? We only eat food of one color? All the food is flavored to taste like other food? Only liquid foods? A liquid Thanksgiving it was. It all went down smoothly, like a warm bowl of soup, except for the oven fire, which was a major hazard. The night ended beautifully and peacefully - to quote my co-conspirator and soup-sous-chef Emily, “I’m sleepy from soup and the adrenaline of the fire has worn off.” T’was the day of my roommate’s Americaversary (1-year anniversary of living in America). To celebrate, we obviously needed an aggressively American-themed party. We adorned our ball pit with American decor, held a corn-shucking contest, guzzled hotdogs, and played beer pong. My favorite moment was when we all sang the national anthem around an apple pie alight with “1776” candles. I’ve never felt more proud to be an Amer

My party, my rules. My rules, well, I’m gonna make those rules really stupid. Simple: Thanksgiving, but everything is soup. The thought process behind this was, Thanksgiving is right around the corner, what’s the most f*cked up twist we could give it? We only eat food of one color? All the food is flavored to taste like other food? Only liquid foods? A liquid Thanksgiving it was. first course (soup) It all went down smoothly, like a warm bowl of soup, except for the oven fire, which was a major hazard. oven fire :( The night ended beautifully and peacefully - to quote my co-conspirator…

Stupid Party Ideas for Your Silly Little Friends

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