If you let AI do your writing, I will come to your house and kill you

Did you think I wouldn’t be able to tell? I can tell.

If you let AI do your writing, I will come to your house and kill you Did you think I wouldn’t be able to tell? I can tell. Sam Kriss May 25, 2026 1,009 Share It’s none of your business why, but I’ve been planning a party. The idea was to get some caterers in to cook something over live coals, so I went online to see what was available. The first company I found described itself like this: ‘We don’t just provide food—we create meaningful experiences. Our passion for traditional fire cooking allows us to offer something unique, authentic, and expertly crafted. Transform your gathering into an u

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