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Captor took your news with remarkable aplomb. "Let me get thith thtraight, KN," Sollux says, staring at you, slowly adjusting his glasses. "The thurvival of our rathe dependth on me putting thith fucking hipthter through the motht groth thexual indignitieth I can think of." He blinks, his shit-eating grin consuming his face. It is the sort of expression, Rose has informed you, that an earth human wriggler might possess on Earth Jegus's Official Fake Birthday. He cackles. "Jeguth. I am THO ashen for you right now." Ampora, on the other claw, did not share Sollux's enthusiasm for civil…

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