The 24 Hour Life - peepeepoopoo

I have to admit that it’s a little awkward going on a date with a woman just to get asked “so… what do you do for work?” i have made the calculated decision to be a jobless bum forever usually flickers through my mind before I settle on something like “well, actually, I’m sitting out my noncompete still… that’s right, I know it sounds crazy, but my old employer is actually paying me to not work… yeah, hahaha I know! ahahahaha…” Whenever I do admit to people that I’m already retired as a 31 year old, they either stare at me like I have two heads or express concern: “What will you do all day? You’re not going to be bored? Aren’t you giving up a lot of money by not working? What happens if you run out of money? How will you feed your family?” This post is for all of you annoying people. This past May I got a pretty cool opportunity to go to F1 Miami and hang out in Aston Martin’s VIP suite as part of a trader outreach program sponsored by Coinbase. I’m not much of a crypto trader myself,

I have to admit that it’s a little awkward going on a date with a woman just to get asked “so… what do you do for work?” i have made the calculated decision to be a jobless bum forever usually flickers through my mind before I settle on something like “well, actually, I’m sitting out my noncompete still… that’s right, I know it sounds crazy, but my old employer is actually paying me to not work… yeah, hahaha I know! ahahahaha…” Whenever I do admit to people that I’m already retired as a 31 year old, they either stare at me like I have two heads or express concern: “What will you do all day? Yo