LOBOTOMY BAIT #1: losing your virginity, comphet, and how to cool-girl-ify your showerless lifestyle

welcome to the long-awaited first installment of my advice column, lobotomy bait, which is not only the name of this column but also a potential instagram bio, incoming shirt idea, and working title for my book. this is my first piece of million-dollar advice — when you have a good idea, make sure to run it into the ground! lobotomy bait is a mainly subscriber-exclusive feature, but everyone gets access to my favourite question of the week. subscribers can ask questions anonymously via a google doc that will be linked after the paywall. as usual, this advice is mostly the ramblings of a medium-unwell and only vaguely sexy woman, so take it with discretion. this column includes three topics: 1. showering is sensory hell for me, and i need harm reduction advice that’s not just “shower more”. how do i deal? 2. i’m 17, super horny, and want to lose my virginity. what would you do if you could re-do your first time having sex? 3. i just ended a 2-month relationship and read the lesbian mast

welcome to the long-awaited first installment of my advice column, lobotomy bait, which is not only the name of this column but also a potential instagram bio, incoming shirt idea, and working title for my book. this is my first piece of million-dollar advice — when you have a good idea, make sure to run it into the ground! lobotomy bait is a mainly subscriber-exclusive feature, but everyone gets access to my favourite question of the week. subscribers can ask questions anonymously via a google doc that will be linked after the paywall. as usual, this advice is mostly the ramblings of a medium