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At last, Acme Klein Bottle has conquered topological and engineering frontiers to manufacture genuine glass Klein bottles. These are the finest closed, non-orientable, boundary-free manifolds sold anywhere in our three spatial dimensions. These elegant bottles make splendid gifts, outstanding classroom displays, and inferior mouse-traps. With its circle of singularities, an Acme Klein bottle can be said to exist inside of itself -- especially handy during time-reversals. A mathematician's delight, handcrafted in glass ... from your Zero Volume Klein bottle distributor Stylish Klein Bottle Hat & Mobuis Scarf! Quench your thirst from a Klein Stein Wine Bottle - Klein Bottle > > > Shopping Cart Checkout Special -- I will write a custom message on your glass Klein bottle using a Sharpie pen (or, if you wish, sign my name on it). No charge for this -- just mention it at checkout. Check out our new Very Big Klein Bottle -- over 32 cm tall Everyone at Acme Klein Bottles works from home. Of

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