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6 Nov 2009 I think I'm going to start assuming that no one is looking at me ever 17 Jan 2010 I wonder how much a shopping cart costs 16 May 2010 feel like i discovered a new part of the internet last night 20 May 2010 I saw a man with a huge mouth and no arms 18 Jul 2010 Mom just called to say she found two week old vomit in my wastebasket from last time I was home, said it was a little moldy 11 Nov 2010 A child just pointed at me and said, "your booty." Then the child pointed at the dog I am walking and said, "the dog's booty." 13 Feb 2011 Sometimes it looks like hairy dudes have a lot of tattoos but it's just hair 2 Apr 2011 Watched woman pushing stroller pick up extremely phallic looking piece of trash, consider it, then put it down 6 Apr 2011 Farted and the dog began stamping his front paws on the kitchen tile which sounded like clapping 12 Apr 2011 Hands are large forks 24 Apr 2011 I never played travel basketball I just told people I did so I could be alone 27 Apr 20

selections from Andrew Weatherhead's Twitter Demo Demo Normal Demo Demo 2 2006-09-18T16:39:00Z 2006-09-18T16:39:00Z 1 75 431 Demo 3 1 529 10.2006 0 0   < SELECTIONS FROM ANDREW WEATHERHEAD'S TWITTER SELECTED BY MALLORY WHITTEN 6 Nov 2009 I think I'm going to start assuming that no one is looking at me ever 17 Jan 2010 I wonder how much a shopping cart costs 16 May 2010 feel like i discovered a new part of the internet last night 20 May 2010 I saw a man with a huge mouth and no arms 18 Jul 2010 Mom just called to say she found two week old vomit in my wastebasket from last time I was h

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