Eliezer Yudkowsky on X: "every man knows in his heart that on the Day of Judgment he shall be redeemed or damned according to how many restaurant ketchup packets he has saved up" / Twitter
To view keyboard shortcuts, press question mark View keyboard shortcuts Home 2 Notifications Chat Communities Profile More Tweet abhayesian @abhayesian Tweet See new posts Conversation Eliezer Yudkowsky @allTheYud every man knows in his heart that on the Day of Judgment he shall be redeemed or damned according to how many restaurant ketchup packets he has saved up 12:39 PM · Jan 14, 2026 ·Twitter Web App 1 Quote Tweet 9 1 72 1 Tweet your reply Reply Brangus @RatOrthodox · 5h i agree but i suspect we disagree about the direction 9 Holly Elmore @ilex_ulmus · 6h me with free rubber bands 7 Clapp Descendant @ClappDescendant · 6h Wait ... I have HP sauce sachets! Nobody told me I was supposed to collect Ketchup! Lenny Eusebi @lennyeusebi · 13m Only if it’s a prime number Oyster Baby (success arc) @Katiebrrrrr · 16m The Day of Judgement = the day they forget to include ketchup packets in my happy meal Seabird @seabirdist · 2h There is an exact correct number. oops_all_paperclips @OA
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