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Seth and Evan have returned home from their first year of college. Despite high school hijinks, they’ve found the tertiary social scene difficult: weekly ragers never materialized. In the last year, they’ve only attended three parties between them. Seth: I don’t understand it. There are parties everywhere in college but I can’t get invited to any of them. Evan: I feel you. Nobody seems to want me at their party, either. I thought I got invited to a party at an engineering frat once but it turned out to be a review session for a final. Seth: Remember how simple it was in high school? All we had to do was bring the booze to be invited to the greatest party of our lives. I thought it would be the same at college. Parties need alcohol, and I need parties. I even bought a fake ID so I could be the go-to alc man. Evan: So you offer to bring alc to get an invitation? Seth: Pretty much, but it never works. I get talking to someone, they mention a party they’re throwing, and I say “cool - I can

Party Seeking | Textures Party Seeking 2022/12/15 Seth and Evan have returned home from their first year of college. Despite high school hijinks , they've found the tertiary social scene difficult: weekly ragers never materialized. In the last year, they've only attended three parties between them. Seth : I don't understand it. There are parties everywhere in college but I can't get invited to any of them. Evan : I feel you. Nobody seems to want me at their party, either. I thought I got invited to a party at an engineering frat once but it turned out to be a review session for a final. Seth :

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