They really thought it'd work : r/NonPoliticalTwitter

Twitter without the politics. Come vibe with us as we escape the stress of the real world around us. I'm shook That was the best part and made it even more obviously a joke; at least to some people. A pun of that magnitude surely warrants at least a 24 hour extension! Worth a shot I guess? Technically it worked Yes, but also no. The time it took to think up and write this request surely took longer than a minute. Then factor in the time for self-pity and days may have been lost. But it also gained 1 minute for everyone, so you have to consider class time gain, not just the single person's gain Ah yes, our time. This made me lol. Thank you. r/accidentallycommunist The problem was they didn’t provide a reason the earthquake caused a problem for that student. You gotta make it personal and tug at the heart strings. Should have waited for some time to pass and hit them with: “My dog got scared and ran away, haven’t been able to find him since the quake. He’s a family member and last connec

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