✳flâneur — a map of the web's best reading

Mira Gonzalez | everything i know about the dalai lama

muumuuhouse.com · 356 words · saved by 1 readers

the dalai lama is a high priest in the gelug or 'yellow hat' branch of tibetan buddhism the dalai lama sometimes accidentally refers to this as 'big hat buddhism' the dalai lama likes to repair watches in his spare time the dalai lama has 5,148,667 followers on twitter and follows 0 people the dalai lama once wrote a rap song in which the only lyrics were 'i have 30x more twitter followers than eckhart tolle' and 'lama lama lama lama lama lama' the dalai lama is bald the dalai lama has several undiagnosed personality disorders the dalai lama steals ~3 grapes every time he goes to whole foods the dalai lama is addicted to MDMA, LSD and DMT the dalai lama has never told a knock-knock joke the dalai lama is severely allergic to fabric softener the dalai lama's google search history includes: 'what are bath salts', 'watch breaking bad online' and 'rick ross' the dalai lama has seen all 4 shrek movies the dalai lama has a foot fetish the dalai lama doesn't know who kanye wes

Mira Gonzalez | everything i know about the dalai lama Demo Demo Normal Demo Demo 2 2006-09-18T16:39:00Z 2006-09-18T16:39:00Z 1 75 431 Demo 3 1 529 10.2006 0 0   < EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE DALAI LAMA MIRA GONZALEZ the dalai lama is a high priest in the gelug or 'yellow hat' branch of tibetan buddhism the dalai lama sometimes accidentally refers to this as 'big hat buddhism' the dalai lama likes to repair watches in his spare time the dalai lama has 5,148,667 followers on twitter and follows 0 people the dalai lama once wrote a rap song in which the only lyrics were 'i have 30x more

Explore this link on the map →

related reading