Fag-Hag dialectics - by roro <3 - communion

There is no union more sacred than that which exists between the Faggot and the Hag. It is a spiritual matrimony that endures the test of time: just as the court eunuch once connived with the Queen consort to assassinate rightful heirs, so now does the Theatre Gay ally himself with the Leading Lady to unite against incompetent understudies. In many ways, even Jesus and Magdalene tell the story of so many tweaker twinks and glamourous sex workers who find companionship in the basement rave. No matter the context or circumstance, the souls of Fags and Hags reincarnate in perpetuity, and are bound to find each other in every lifetime. All roads lead us home to one another. Within the broader cultural narrative, both the archetypes of ‘faghag’ and ‘gay best friend’ have been unjustly perverted. They have been stripped of nuance, dehumanised into eccentric clichés which efface the very real love between us. This is not the story that should be told. I am not concerned with the drunk girl wh

There is no union more sacred than that which exists between the Faggot and the Hag. It is a spiritual matrimony that endures the test of time: just as the court eunuch once connived with the Queen consort to assassinate rightful heirs, so now does the Theatre Gay ally himself with the Leading Lady to unite against incompetent understudies. In many ways, even Jesus and Magdalene tell the story of so many tweaker twinks and glamourous sex workers who find companionship in the basement rave. No matter the context or circumstance, the souls of Fags and Hags reincarnate in perpetuity, and are boun