I’m Thrilled to Announce That Nothing Is Going On with Me | The New Yorker

archive.today webpage capture Saved from history←priornext→ 3 Dec 2022 15:37:33 UTC All snapshots from host www.newyorker.com WebpageScreenshot sharedownload .zipreport bug or abuseBuy me a coffee Skip to main content Subscribe for $29.99 $6. Newsletter Sign In Subscribe Search More Humor Self-Care Conundrums Proverbs for Your Thirties Where to Get the Best . . . Bad Elevator Pitches Daily Shouts I’m Thrilled to Announce That Nothing Is Going On with Me By Alex Baia November 22, 2022 Photograph from Getty Great to see you, man. Can you believe Kevin is finally getting married? That’s awesome that you’re a groomsman. How have you been, by the way? Wow. Your mindfulness company employs twenty full-time coaches now? Insane. You’ll be a millionaire by forty. So cool. Me? Nothing new. Still living the dream. Same job as before. Yeah, marketing stuff. And I’m still writing. Well, trying to. Uh, and I grew a mustache and shaved it off. Too much grooming. Look, I’ll level with you—absolut

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