The Ultimate Internet Princess Extended Universe Gift Guide

btw … to ring in the holiday season, celebrate 70,000 incredible subscribers, and to make it easier for you to gift internet princess to your friends/lovers/enemies/mom/etc, i’m running a flash sale on paid subscriptions for today only. subscribe here <3 also — substack is telling me that this post is “too long for email” (they hate to see women win) so i’m not sure if it will be cut off or messed up in your inboxes. if it is, just read it in the app or online! it’s fucking here … it’s been a big year, and a big year calls for a big take on one of my favourite internet princess institutions: the annual gift guide. writing the gift guide always feels special to me, in part because the holidays make me automatically weepy (i’m just a girl, etc, etc) and in part because the process of writing about gifts for you always makes me think about what an incredible, life-changing gift Internet Princess has been for me (i know this is trite but sometimes i can’t help myself). a week ago, we reach

btw … to ring in the holiday season, celebrate 70,000 incredible subscribers, and to make it easier for you to gift internet princess to your friends/lovers/enemies/mom/etc, i’m running a flash sale on paid subscriptions for today only. subscribe here <3 also — substack is telling me that this post is “too long for email” (they hate to see women win) so i’m not sure if it will be cut off or messed up in your inboxes. if it is, just read it in the app or online! it’s fucking here … it’s been a big year, and a big year calls for a big take on one of my favourite internet princess institutions: t